Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My breasts were aching with rage.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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