Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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