And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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