I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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