Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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