I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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