Whod you bang
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
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This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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