i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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