Whod you bang
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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