Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
