what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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