shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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