She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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