so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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