I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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