I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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