Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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