He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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