i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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