no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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