Quick, to the slutcave!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This baby is an asshole
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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