how can u be prego again
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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