Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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