would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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