Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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