The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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