I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
