I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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