on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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