How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
