There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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