how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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