Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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