Need sex. Gaining weight.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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