It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She bit a glass in half.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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