thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
