I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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