I heard we made out
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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