What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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