Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize