I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The Olympian is in my bed
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My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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