He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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