and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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