Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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