so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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