Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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