I wanna passion pit in your ass
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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