entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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