His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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