I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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