sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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