I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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