don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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