so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I understand Curling. That high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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