We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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